May 2013
83 posts
me at school: omg when i get home i've got to do loads of shit like finish that project and read that book omg i need to review for that test too omg so much to do
me at home:
BBMA!! Best night.
ask-taytay:
What can I say? 8 awards!! Thank you so much!
Thanks to my beautiful family, my wonderful friends…umm Selena, Charity, I love you! Thanks to my amazing fans!! And thanks to all the guys who broke my heart, you all are the reason why i keep writing. Thank you!!
toastbrains:
the Hannibal fandom is like those wealthy neighbours who just moved in next door and something just doesn’t seem right about them
lcate:
*sells my virginity at a yard sale*
fefeferi:
when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt
fartgallery:
tulio-the-sassy-and-powerful-god:
tom-and-ben:
_pumpkin-ple-motherfckers:
fuckyoutomhiddleston:
If yahoo does end up buying tumblr and shuts it down
I just wanted everyone to know that
you’ve all been truly wonderful people
and
it was an honor blogging with you all
I truly love all of you and will miss you all
It was a great time. You will always be in my...
physicalvocalist:
fallen-angel-in-the-tardis:
lembas-and-cram:
concernedresidentofbakerstreet:
rendezvousramen:
addictedtopunsandpizza:
macaronivevo:
jesuschristvevo:
is it data or data
is it route or route
is it caramel or caramel
is it either or either
is it read or read
is it lead or lead
Maybe its Maybelline
I hate how any English speaker knows exactly what’s...
dslites:
why does chad just carry a basketball to every class
like, he genuinely does not have any school supplies
chad u ok
chad
chad you’re a junior in high school this is not ok
Me: wow i like this album
Me: i think i'll listen to it until i don't
gwenstefuckme:
When your sneeze turns into a fucking death metal scream
whorville:
the-walkers-arent-dead:
whorville:
I love how in French you don’t really say eighty. You say quatre-vingts. Which means 4 20s.
Blaze it
two kinds of people
I am the only one involved in this post
lliampayne:
do you ever sit with your friends and realize you’re the beyonce
whatisonyobiscuit:
starrysleeper:
tribblesexual-jotunn:
thelilnan:
I am really bothered by the fact that basically the only reason why gay marriage is illegal is because some people think it’s disgusting. You know, I think peas are disgusting but we’re noT MAKING THAT ILLEGAL ARE WE
what’s wrong with you peas are delicious
gay people are delicious too
no dessert for you until you...
So my professor was asking questions.
Professor: Who plans on getting married within the next 5-10 years?
Like 3 people: *raises hand*
Professor: Who plans on never getting married?
Me: *raises hand*
Professor: *points me out* why?
Me: It's illegal.
Professor: touche.
delicioustrap:
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delicioustrap:
my dad just came into my room and laid on my bed so i proceeded to cover him in stuffed animals to cheer him up
then mom joined
if this reaches 100,000 notes i swear to gOD
Reblog if you've been told you have a nice butt.
do you ever just watch the first episode of your favorite show again and look at how plain and simple everyone is before character development sets in and terrible shit starts happening to everyone
malijuanastyles:
i was sitting in the bathroom today when like 5 girls walked in and i stopped pooping right away cause i didn’t want them to hear me but then i thought why is taking a shit so bastardized today like why cant i poop in peace in the privacy of my own stall without caring if people listen to the flop flop plop plop sploosh sploosh like damn just sing along to the ploop blop and...
ieatgokudera:
EYELASHES YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO PREVENT SHIT FROM FALLING IN MY EYE BUT WHEN YOU FALL IN MY EYE THEN WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO DO YOU WERE MY LAST LINE OF DEFENSE AND YOU BETRAYED ME
